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QUINCY
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HEY GANG..>FINALLY< UP AND ABOUT...THE POWER WENT OUT JUST BEFORE MY COLLONOSCOPY AND THINGS GOT A LITTLE PERSONAL IN THE DARK...ANYHOO THE LIMP HAS GONE AND THE DOC'S DOIN FINE AND SHOULD BE OUT OF HOSSY' AS WELL IN A WEEK OR TWO (PHEW)...ALL GOOD EH? MUM HAS FINALLY AGREED NOT TO GET A CAMEL AND HAS SETTLED ON A PET SPIDER INSTEAD..(PHEW).COCO HAS A NEW FURSTYLE AND IS CONFUSIN' PEOPLE AGAIN SO WE PAINTED HER RED TO AVOID ANY MIXUPS.(PHEW)I GOT PULLED OVER LAST WEEK AND THE COP SAID.>you were doin' 80 miles an hour!<..I SAID PISSOFF MATE I'VE ONLY BEEN OUT 20 MINUTES!!.TUT,TUT..(PHEW)I WAS THINKIN' ABOUT WRITTIN' A BOOK..SCI-FI,HORROR.....ADVENTURE YOU KNOW SOMETHIN' CUTTIN EDGE...JUST IMAGINE A SWEEPIN VISTA IN THE ARM OF A DISTANT GALAXY  AND THERE IN THE DISTANCE.....YES IT'S FREDDY KRUGER BEIN' CHASED BY HAN SOLO ON A WHITE HORSE AND WEARIN' A REDDISH SUEDE NUMBER AND A TEN GALLON HAT.....OR CRAWLIN' THRU' THE SEWER ON YER WAY HOME ONE NIGHT AND A DARK STRANGER IS CREEPIN' UP ....AHYHOO WHAT DO YA RECKON? THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD CAME OVER YESTERDAY TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC SO WE GAVE HER A COFFEE WITH A TIPPLE OF SCOTCH IN IT AND TURNED ON THE STROBE LIGHT......WOW SHE'S REALLY WEIRD.....ANYHOO TAM SAYS G'DAY..WELL SHE WAVED,SHE HAS'NT GOT THE BRACES OFF HER EARS YET...AND THE GIRLS ARE WAGGIN' THE TAIL THEY SHARE, MUM CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YAS AND WHEN WE GET HER SOME GLASSES AND TEACH HER TO READ SHE WILL BECOME A MEMBER TOO!  ON A LIGHTER NOTE THANX TO EVERY-ONE FOR WATHCIN' AND FAV'N...AND BE CAREFUL WHAT YA WISH FOR...WHEN I WAS FIFTEEN MY DAD ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED FOR MY BIRTHDAY...I SAID I WANNA WATCH....................SO HE LET ME!! I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES......


the continuing continuance continually continues..^_^..........quincy.
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g'day friends one and all.....i spent the last few days preparin' for the huge party last night to celebrate my 1000+ page views.....
tuesday was dentist day..(i hate anybody who puts their hands in yer mouth fer a livin')..and i started to worry after bein' told that my teeth were fine but my gums had to come out! then it was off to the doctors for a quick transfusion before cococopters hair cut...by the way tam was a little peeved when only a few of ya's turned up to meet her on sunday.......anyway on wednesday i talked the vicar into deliverin' the invitations by tellin' him they were invitations to his service. on thursday we all dyed our hair blonde cos' accordin' to tam they have more fun!!and of course friday was teleportation day......we don't actually teleport as such,,,it's more we pretend to teleport and then play link-up on ps2,saturday was spent cleanin' up the place and knockin'-up the grub..tam managed to catch a coupla rabbits that were runnin' wild in the old mans yard and i grabbed a duck from the kiddies park up the street,muggins has had the still fired up all week and has invented a wicked brew. by 10 the party was in full-on mode...eatin' drinkin'and hollerin' every-one had turned up so the 5 of us raged on till at least 11.30, my heads still thumpin'!! mind you thats probably from the two by four and not the wicked brew but the party was a humdinga!!!!!!!!!and so onwards and upwards.....or forwards...an'????anyhoo you get the picture.
P-S i'll keep yas up to date on the old lady's toe and the action taken against me for findin' that lost duck!.....cya's...........quincy
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LA DOLCE VIDA

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G'DAY,G'DAY........WELL EVERYTHING HAS FINALLY SETTLED DOWN AFTER THE SCRAP WITH THE CHURCH...WE ARE NOT GOIN' TO HELL AFTER ALL!IT TURNS OUT IT WAS'NT MASSIVE THAT CRAPPED IN THE VICARS SHOE, IT WAS THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD,APPARENTLY HER BOWELS AR'NT WHAT THEY USED TO BE AND SHE COULD'NT WAIT..TAM SAYS G'DAY AND IS LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING EVERY-ONE BUT SHE'S NOT SURE WHERE YOU ALL ARE,SO SHE WILL WAIT BY THE OLD WHITE BUILDING NEAR THE CROSSROADS FOR AWHILE ON SUNDAY MORNIN'..IF YA'S AR'NT DOIN' ANYTHING.THE NEW WALLPAPER WENT UP WITHOUT A HITCH.AND THE ASIAN CHAP IN THE FLAT NEXT DOOR SAID(YOU LOUNGEROOM SAME SIZE MY LOUNGROOM),I SAID YEAH' WHY! HE SAID(HOW MANY ROLLS WALLPAPER YOU BUY?)..I SAID 20 MATE, THE NEXT DAY HE CAME BACK AND SAID(I GOT 4 ROLLS LEFT OVER!) I SAID SO DID I!!..GO FIGURE..I CANT WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY TO GET HERE,IVE ARRANGED A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MESELF SO I HOPE I'M NOT DOIN' ANYTHING...ANYWAY BLAH,BLAH, BILLY RECKONS THAT BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP SO HE MUST HAVE BEEN BORN INSIDE-OUT I SPOSE. I JUST LOVE CHEWIN' THE PHAT' WITH YOU GUYS BUT I GOTTA' GO, MUMS CAUGHT HER TOE IN THE FREEZER DOOR AGAIN AND I HAD BETTER FIX IT UP BEFORE THE PRAWNS GO OFF............................QUINCY.
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g'day,g'day,g'day.......how are all my merry-mates? just a quick note to say all is well and the little accident with the axe is nothin' to worry about....so a few people died..shit i never said it WOULD work!! anyway every-one thinks i look better with only one ear and i was goin' deaf in that one anyway.tam says i should get the feelin' back in my groin within a week or so and not to bother the doctor,massive is doin' well after the operations on her eyes,legs,tail and innards so we are toyin' with the idea of changin' her name to lucky! i'll let yas know how the battle with coco and the nieghbours turns out when the court case is over and we know if she can keep the kangaroo she found.
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frustrated

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hi deviants..i have a problem and could do with some help because d-a is'nt able to.
i would like to upload some textures for my friends to download and use for free but every time i try to upload a folder i am exceeding the global amount for uploads or something........any solution to this would be very helpful......thanx to all.
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