G'DAY,G'DAY........WELL EVERYTHING HAS FINALLY SETTLED DOWN AFTER THE SCRAP WITH THE CHURCH...WE ARE NOT GOIN' TO HELL AFTER ALL!IT TURNS OUT IT WAS'NT MASSIVE THAT CRAPPED IN THE VICARS SHOE, IT WAS THE OLD LADY ACROSS THE ROAD,APPARENTLY HER BOWELS AR'NT WHAT THEY USED TO BE AND SHE COULD'NT WAIT..TAM SAYS G'DAY AND IS LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING EVERY-ONE BUT SHE'S NOT SURE WHERE YOU ALL ARE,SO SHE WILL WAIT BY THE OLD WHITE BUILDING NEAR THE CROSSROADS FOR AWHILE ON SUNDAY MORNIN'..IF YA'S AR'NT DOIN' ANYTHING.THE NEW WALLPAPER WENT UP WITHOUT A HITCH.AND THE ASIAN CHAP IN THE FLAT NEXT DOOR SAID(YOU LOUNGEROOM SAME SIZE MY LOUNGROOM),I SAID YEAH' WHY! HE SAID(HOW MANY ROLLS WALLPAPER YOU BUY?)..I SAID 20 MATE, THE NEXT DAY HE CAME BACK AND SAID(I GOT 4 ROLLS LEFT OVER!) I SAID SO DID I!!..GO FIGURE..I CANT WAIT FOR WEDNESDAY TO GET HERE,IVE ARRANGED A SURPRISE PARTY FOR MESELF SO I HOPE I'M NOT DOIN' ANYTHING...ANYWAY BLAH,BLAH, BILLY RECKONS THAT BEAUTY IS SKIN DEEP SO HE MUST HAVE BEEN BORN INSIDE-OUT I SPOSE. I JUST LOVE CHEWIN' THE PHAT' WITH YOU GUYS BUT I GOTTA' GO, MUMS CAUGHT HER TOE IN THE FREEZER DOOR AGAIN AND I HAD BETTER FIX IT UP BEFORE THE PRAWNS GO OFF............................QUINCY.